Curry On Curry Backstage Grope — Mug
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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About this item
What happens when an ancient, child-eating cosmic clown bumps into an extraterrestrial mad scientist from Transsexual, Transylvania? A cursed, high-flash backstage polaroid of pure cinematic degeneracy. It is the ultimate collision of Tim Curry’s greatest triumphs, caught in the act of a deeply inappropriate Halloween boob-grab.
This isn't your standard spooky season nostalgia bait. This is a crude, visceral mashup that violates the personal space of two entirely different fandoms at once. Perfect for ruining childhoods, baffling the locals, and firmly establishing that your seasonal depression comes with a side of absolute, unhinged chaos.
The Fine Print:
- We will not pay for your therapy.
- Zero red balloons or meatloaf included.
- Do not attempt to explain this to a police officer.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
