Daddy's Lil Squirter Hat — Funny Whale Pun Cap

Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the canvas for the worst nautical pun ever put on a hat. Look at this happy little whale. He doesn't know what the text below him says. He just wants to spout water and protect your face from the sun. Wear this deeply cursed cap wherever you want to immediately end a conversation or deter small talk.

• Will get you banned from marine sanctuaries (which is entirely fair).
• Features an innocent whale trapped in an awful, highly inappropriate joke.
• Weird Castle takes no responsibility for the HR meetings this funny gag gift will inevitably trigger.

A terrible decision for family vacations, but a fantastic weird gift for the ocean lover with a broken sense of humor.

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