Lil Squirter Whale Hoodie — Funny Spouting Whale Pun
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Printed as: “Daddy's Lil Squirter”
Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the worst nautical pun ever conceived. Look at this happy little whale. He doesn't know what the text below him implies. He just wants to spout water and keep you cozy while you ruin everyone's day at the local aquarium.
- Will get you banned from marine sanctuaries (which is entirely fair).
- Please, for the love of god, do not wear this to a family reunion.
- Weird Castle takes no responsibility for the HR meetings this highly inappropriate gag gift will inevitably trigger.
A classic-fit unisex hoodie designed for maximum comfort while you contemplate your terrible life choices.
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