Daddy's Lil Squirter — Funny Cheeky Whale Mug

Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the worst nautical pun ever inflicted upon drinkware. Look at this happy little whale. He doesn't know what the text below him says. He just wants to spout water and help you consume your morning bean juice.

Bring this deeply cursed Daddy's Lil Squirter mug to the office whenever you want to immediately end a conversation. It’s the perfect deterrent for nosy coworkers or anyone trying to make small talk by the coffee machine. Pure, unfiltered, bottom-barrel boardwalk trash, elevated to a high art form.

• Will get you banned from the breakroom (which is entirely fair).
• Please, for the love of god, do not gift this to your actual father.
• Holds coffee, tea, or unfiltered ocean water.
• Weird Castle takes no responsibility for the HR meetings this will inevitably trigger.

A brilliantly inappropriate joke gift for white elephant exchanges or that one friend with a deeply broken sense of humor.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.