Lil Squirter Whale Mug — Funny Spouting Whale Pun

Printed as: “Daddy's Lil Squirter”

Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the worst nautical pun ever inflicted upon drinkware. Look at this happy little whale. He doesn't know what the text below him says. He just wants to spout water and help you consume your morning bean juice.

Bring this deeply cursed Lil Squirter mug to the office whenever you want to immediately end a conversation. It’s the perfect deterrent for nosy coworkers or anyone trying to make small talk by the coffee machine. Pure, unfiltered, bottom-barrel boardwalk trash, elevated to a high art form.

• Will get you banned from the breakroom (which is entirely fair).
• Please, for the love of god, do not gift this to your actual father.
• Holds coffee, tea, or unfiltered ocean water.
• Weird Castle takes no responsibility for the HR meetings this will inevitably trigger.

A brilliantly inappropriate joke gift for white elephant exchanges or that one friend with a deeply broken sense of humor.