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Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a water pistol, spouting a cheeky whale pun, on a poster

Poster · Weird Castle original

Lil Squirter Whale Poster — Funny Spouting Whale Pun

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Size: 11″ x 14″

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Printed as: “Daddy's Lil Squirter”

Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the worst nautical pun ever put on a novelty poster. Look at this happy little whale. He doesn't know what the text below him says. He just wants to spout water and be your friend while hanging innocently on your wall as a deeply cursed room decor piece.

Hang this funny whale wall art wherever you want to immediately end a conversation. It’s the perfect deterrent for nosy houseguests, roommates, or anyone who tries to make small talk in your dorm room. Pure, unfiltered boardwalk humor elevated to prime weird art.

  • Will get you banned from marine sanctuaries (which is entirely fair).
  • The ultimate gag gift for ocean lovers with a terrible sense of humor.
  • Guaranteed to trigger an emergency roommate meeting.

Ships securely rolled in a sturdy tube so this terrible joke arrives in pristine condition.

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