Daddy's Lil Squirter - Funny Cheeky Whale Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the worst nautical pun ever conceived. Look at this happy little whale. He doesn't know what the text below him implies. He just wants to spout water and be a terrible influence on your laptop.
- Will get you banned from marine sanctuaries (which is entirely fair).
- Please, for the love of god, do not put this inappropriate sticker on a family vehicle.
- Weird Castle takes absolutely no responsibility for the HR meetings this crude gag gift will inevitably trigger.
An exquisitely terrible dirty joke gift for the chronically online ocean lover in your life.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.