Lil Squirter Whale T-Shirt — Funny Spouting Whale Pun

Printed as: “Daddy's Lil Squirter”

Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the absolute worst nautical pun ever conceived. Look at this happy little whale graphic. He doesn't know what the text below him says. He just wants to spout water and be your friend. Wearing this cursed piece of bottom-barrel boardwalk trash is the perfect deterrent for nosy coworkers, fellow commuters, or anyone at the aquarium who tries to make small talk.

• Will get you banned from marine sanctuaries (which is entirely fair).
• Please, for the love of god, do not wear this to a family reunion.
• Weird Castle takes no responsibility for the HR meetings this shirt will inevitably trigger.

Comfortable, true to size, and ready to completely ruin your reputation.