Daddy's Lil Squirter T-Shirt — Funny Cheeky Whale Tee

Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the absolute worst nautical pun ever conceived. Look at this happy little whale graphic. He doesn't know what the text below him says. He just wants to spout water and be your friend. Wearing this cursed piece of bottom-barrel boardwalk trash is the perfect deterrent for nosy coworkers, fellow commuters, or anyone at the aquarium who tries to make small talk.

• Will get you banned from marine sanctuaries (which is entirely fair).
• Please, for the love of god, do not wear this to a family reunion.
• Weird Castle takes no responsibility for the HR meetings this shirt will inevitably trigger.

Comfortable, true to size, and ready to completely ruin your reputation.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.