Daily Bread Hoodie — Funny Skeleton Jesus Cash Money

Megachurches need private jets, and the collection plate doesn't fill itself. Here is a vintage-style woodcut of a skeletal Savior securing the bag, because 'daily bread' hasn't meant actual gluten since the Council of Nicaea.

Perfect for Sunday service at the stadium church, confronting your prosperity-gospel aunt, or just reminding everyone that the divine economy runs strictly on unsequential hundreds. He died for your sins, but He is coming back for your wallet.

• Guaranteed to make the youth pastor visibly sweat
• Mandatory ten percent tithe not included
• Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than to explain this to your grandma
• Blessed are the bag chasers