Donald T-Shirt — Funny Single Arch Sign

Before the franchise wars, before the double arches, there was just Donald. Selling grey meat to the masses under a single, slightly sinister yellow parabola. It is a bleak glimpse into an alternate history where the family prefix was dropped and capitalism got straight to the point.

A vintage halftone tribute to the pioneer of the automated caloric paste industry. Wear it to your next late-night drive-thru run, local election, or hostile corporate takeover. It says absolutely nothing, which makes it incredibly dangerous.

• Over zero billion served
• May contain trace amounts of actual Donald
• Not affiliated with any clown-based syndicates
• The ice cream machine is still broken in this timeline

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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