Don't Bite The Hand That Fists You Hoodie — Funny Horse Synthwave Dark

Nostalgic neon aesthetics crash headfirst into absolute filth. A majestic silhouette of a stallion galloping across a vibrant synthwave sunset, paired with ancient wisdom that you definitely heard wrong. Lisa Frank would never, but we certainly did.

It takes a special kind of visionary to ruin a perfectly good sunset. Bring this out when you need to project the serene confidence of a wild equine while aggressively alienating everyone in the immediate vicinity. The classics are meant to be updated for the modern era.

• Wisdom passed down through generations of deeply unwell people.
• Guaranteed to derail any polite conversation.
• Do not ask the horse for clarification.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.