Dracula 33 AD Sticker — Jesus Halloween Vampire
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
He is immortal, rises from the grave, commands his devoted followers to drink his blood for eternal life, and was ultimately defeated by a piece of wood. The theology checks out perfectly.
This is a completely sincere, traditional Sunday school portrait of Jesus Christ, violently mislabeled with a massive vintage horror movie title. It is the ultimate wrong-answers-only meme for the pious, designed to make your local youth pastor furiously uncomfortable while being technically accurate on paper.
the fine print:
- 100% theologically accurate horror merch
- guaranteed to ruin a baptism
- garlic not included, but we aren't sure how he feels about it
- wood-pierced for your sins
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.