Dripping Chicanery T-Shirt — Funny Dripping Acronym Letters

It looks like the scrawled manifesto of a subterranean street prophet, but it is actually the exact transcript of the greatest courtroom meltdown in television history. Every single letter of Chuck McGill's legendary "Chicanery" monologue, translated into a dripping, unhinged grid of pure paranoia.

If they know, they know. If they don't, they'll just assume you are broadcasting the activation codes for a very specific type of manic episode. Wear it to family dinners, depositions, or any time you need to remind the room that a specific someone defecated through a sunroof.

• Not crazy.
• Knows he swapped those numbers.
• One after Magna Carta.
• As if I could ever make such a mistake.
• Never. Never!

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