Earth Deportation Photo — Funny Tech Billionaire Wall Decor
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
Ships fast, with tracking · Shipping details
Depth: 0.75''
Secure Shopify checkout · a person answers your email
About this item
They told us the rockets were for humanity's future. They lied. The truth is sitting right here in this grainy, classified intake photo from a subterranean holding cell. He is just trying to get home, and he is wearing nothing but standard-issue tighty-whities to do it. The torso alone violates at least three known laws of terrestrial physics.
This funny tech billionaire wall decor is the leak they warned you about. A totally unvarnished, violently uncomfortable glimpse of the apex predator of the tech world, stripped of his billions and caught in the headlights. Let this chronically online meme art serve as a daily reminder to your houseguests that the overlords are not just weird—they are fundamentally not from here.
- Does not include non-disclosure agreement hush money
- Warning: may cause spontaneous urges to ruin a social network
- Technically classified as a Level 4 biological hazard
- Guaranteed to drastically lower your algorithmic reach
A completely cursed but brilliant gift for internet addicts, tech skeptics, and anyone whose apartment needs an incredibly hostile conversation piece.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
