Earth Deportation Photo — Elon Musk Alien Meme Shirt
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They told us the rockets were for humanity's future. They lied. The truth is right here on this funny meme shirt: a grainy, classified Earth deportation intake photo from a subterranean holding cell. He is just trying to get home, and he is wearing nothing but standard-issue tighty-whities to do it. The torso alone violates at least three known laws of terrestrial physics.
This is the leak they warned you about. A totally unvarnished, violently uncomfortable glimpse of the tech world's apex predator, stripped of his billions and caught in the headlights. It's the perfect chronically online gift for anyone who knows the overlords aren't just weird—they are fundamentally not from here.
- Does not include non-disclosure agreement hush money
- Warning: wearing this may cause spontaneous urges to ruin a social network
- Technically classified as a Level 4 biological hazard
- Guaranteed to drastically lower your algorithmic reach
A comfortable everyday tee perfect for doomscrolling, arguing in replies, or subterranean interrogations.
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