Elizabeth Holmes Rap Tribute T-Shirt — Funny Elizabeth Holmes Theranos

Whether you’re secretly running lab tests on commercial Siemens equipment, dropping your voice two octaves for an emergency board meeting, or just staring unblinkingly into the souls of your investors, channel the absolute peak of the sociopathic hustle. Pour a microscopic drop out for the Edison.

• Requires exactly one drop of blood to operate (not really)
• Lowers your vocal register instantly upon contact
• Do not wear around Walgreens executives or Henry Kissinger
• Blinking is strictly prohibited

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