Name: First Edition Empire T-Shirt — Funny Trading Card Collector
Brand: Weird Castle
SKU: 13436583289484701700
Price: 25.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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What you’re actually getting

It is a surreal descent into the absolute madness of the collector market. An endless, recursive loop of a desperate man clinging to a rare trading card like it is the last lifeline out of Albuquerque. Perfect for anyone who understands that the real danger is not the cartel, it is a twelve-year-old with a sniper bid on an online auction.

Card grading fees not included in your empire
Do not attempt to smoke the base set
I am not in danger, I am the one who pulls
Not liable if your brother-in-law finds your binder on the toilet

Product specifications

Product details

Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Fit. Retail fit
Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label
Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front

Shipping & returns

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Request a return within 30 days after delivery. Eligible items must be unused or unworn, with tags, original packaging and proof of purchase. Contact us before sending anything back; accepted returns receive a shipping label.

Sale items, gift cards and custom or personalized orders have exclusions. See the full refund policy for all conditions, exceptions and regional rights. For damage, defects or the wrong item, contact us promptly.

Size guide

Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.

Inches / centimeters · sizes offered for this product
Size	Chest width in / cm	Body length in / cm
S	18 / 45.7	28 / 71.1
M	20 / 50.8	29 / 73.7
L	22 / 55.9	30 / 76.2
XL	24 / 61.0	31 / 78.7
2XL	26 / 66.0	32 / 81.3

First Edition Empire T-Shirt — Funny Trading Card Collector

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