Flaming Heartburn Hoodie — Hot Wheels Parody Sweatshirt

Remember when a sick flame graphic meant you were about to launch a die-cast car off a plastic ramp into your little brother's eye? Now the only thing catching fire is your lower esophagus after eating a single bell pepper. Welcome to the extreme, high-octane world of gastrointestinal distress.

• 0 to 60 Tums in under twelve seconds.
• Track hazard: laying completely flat before midnight.
• Powered by a single raw onion.

A classic fit hoodie that makes the perfect funny gift for anyone whose check engine light is currently their own stomach.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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