Flock Off Shirt — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Pigeon Tee

Executed in a gritty, mixed-media punk zine aesthetic, this funny conspiracy theory shirt is the official insignia of knowing exactly what those little black box cameras are doing. Let the local homeowners association and the precinct know you see them seeing you with the ultimate anti-surveillance tee. Whether you have counted every new camera on your street or you just prefer they kindly flock off, this is your new everyday uniform.

• Does not emit a localized EMP to disable neighborhood watch equipment.
• The birds are real. The cameras bolted to the pole beside them are the problem.
• Aluminum headgear strictly for the wearer's peace of mind.
• Direct all data privacy inquiries to the nearest aggressively hostile pigeon.

An everyday favorite for dodging drone surveillance in absolute comfort.

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