Forgot Somebody Hoodie — Funny Its Okay to Be Neon Sign

Look at all this glowing, multicolored acceptance. Four bright, shining neon statements declaring that it is perfectly okay to exist as Native, Asian, Latino, or White. And then there is the black bar. It is just sitting there. Completely blank. Not saying a damn thing. It is the visual equivalent of a corporate PR department nervously clearing their throat and looking at their watches.

A razor-sharp monument to performative allyship, internet infographic culture, and the deafening volume of things left unsaid. Put this on for your next mandatory diversity seminar, community town hall, or uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner. Let everyone try to figure out exactly why it makes them sweat.

• 100% compliant with legally mandated non-statements
• HR is still trying to find the specific policy you violated
• The quiet part is currently on strike