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Four Honest Inches — Mug
$1799
About this item
- What it is. White durable ceramic. BPA-free and lead-free.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Printed by sublimation, so the design will not peel or scratch off.
- Sizes. 11 oz · 15 oz
- Care. Dishwasher safe on the top rack.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Let's talk about realistic expectations. In a world obsessed with infinite growth and exaggerated metrics, this cheerful little invertebrate is here to ground you in biological reality. It's not the size of the ruler, it's the unrelenting enthusiasm of the 1930s rubber-hose cartoon holding it.
Say goodbye to the crushing pressure of the tape measure. This vintage-style mascot is the perfect champion for the unbothered, the statistically normal, and anyone exhausted from constantly rounding up. Be proud. Be honest. Be a worm wielding a small piece of wood.
The Fine Print:
- Ruler calibrated for maximum self-esteem.
- Measurements officially taken from the base, obviously.
- Not legally binding in a dating app bio.
- 100 percent immune to cold water shrinkage.
$1799
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Mug |
| Date first available | August 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #66 in things nobody requested |
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