Friend 9 — 1-of-1 Existential Graphic T-Shirt
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
He has eight friends. He has always had eight friends. You looked at the ninth space anyway, which is the whole personality test.
- Strictly one-of-one: when it is gone, we do not make another.
- This is a promise we are choosing to keep, not a limitation of our printer.
- Ideal for testing the spatial awareness and mental fortitude of strangers.
Printed on a classic unisex 100% cotton t-shirt. True to size, unlike your expectations of others. Ships fast.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |