Friend 9 — 1-of-1 Existential Graphic T-Shirt

He has eight friends. He has always had eight friends. You looked at the ninth space anyway, which is the whole personality test.

• Strictly one-of-one: when it is gone, we do not make another.
• This is a promise we are choosing to keep, not a limitation of our printer.
• Ideal for testing the spatial awareness and mental fortitude of strangers.

Printed on a classic unisex 100% cotton t-shirt. True to size, unlike your expectations of others. Ships fast.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.