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- Front
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MAN WHO FEEDS ME, TELLS ME I’M PRETTY, AND HAS A GREAT PENIS.
- Inside left
- CHECKLIST! Food provided Ego boosted Expectations exceeded
- Inside right
- YOU REALLY HIT ALL THE KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- Back
- WEIRD CASTLE CARDS
Funny Feeds Me Tells Me I'm Pretty Husband Partner Birthday Card
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Size: 3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical)
Paper: Coated (both sides)
Quantity: 1 pc
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