Gabagool & Glitter Hoodie — Funny Tony Soprano

Perfect for your next court-mandated therapy session, sitting in the back room of a strip club, or just letting everyone know that beneath your hardened, sociopathic exterior lies a delicate soul who really loved their third-grade folder. Do not stop believing, and definitely do not look in the trunk.

• Does not constitute a confession to interstate racketeering.
• Unicorn meat is strictly prohibited at the pork store.
• May induce sudden cravings for cold cuts and sparkly stationery.
• Not approved by your psychiatrist.