Gay But Not British Hoodie — George Washington LGBTQ Meme

The true founding principle of the United States wasn't about taxation or representation—it was simply about not being English. George Washington didn't cross the Delaware to drink boiled leaf water; he crossed it to drop the hardest, most unassailable truth of 1776 from the turret of a heavy armored vehicle. A night-vision fever dream excavated straight from the classified archives of the Continental Army, this funny LGBTQ meme hoodie is for reminding the crown that their bloodline is weak, their beans belong nowhere near toast, and that true patriotism transcends everything except a deep, visceral hatred of the monarchy.

• George Washington actually screamed this at Valley Forge
• Zero redcoats were consulted during the making of this meme
• Happy Pride to everyone except the Royal Family
• God bless the Continental military-industrial complex

The perfect unhinged history meme gift for Pride month, the 4th of July, or simply asserting dominance over a British person on the internet.