Gay But Not British Sticker — George Washington Pride Flag Lgbtq Bald
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About this item
The true founding principle of the United States wasn't about taxation, representation, or liberty—it was simply about not being English. George Washington didn't cross the Delaware to drink boiled leaf water; he crossed it to drop the hardest, most unassailable truth of 1776 from the turret of a heavy armored vehicle.
A night-vision fever dream excavated straight from the classified archives of the Continental Army. This is for reminding the crown that their bloodline is weak, their beans belong nowhere near toast, and that true patriotism transcends everything except a deep, visceral hatred of the monarchy.
- George Washington actually screamed this at Valley Forge
- Zero redcoats were consulted or spared during the making of this meme
- Happy Pride to everyone except the Royal Family
- God bless the Continental military-industrial complex
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