Gay Rights And Arson Sticker — Committing Death Metal Unhinged Absurd
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- Tracked to your door
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About this item
It is important to be a good ally, but it is equally important to have hobbies. Why choose between advocating for equality and watching an abandoned commercial property burn to the foundation? This aggressively illegible mass of thorns spells out the only two political planks that actually matter anymore.
Perfect for city council meetings, family barbecues, and the smoking crater where the HOA president's house used to be. It lets people know you stand on the right side of history, but also that they should never leave you alone with a book of matches.
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- Yes, the font is supposed to look like a pile of sticks.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.