Gay Rights And Arson T-Shirt — Funny Death Metal Pride Tee

It is important to be a good ally, but it is equally important to have hobbies. Why choose between advocating for equality and watching an abandoned commercial property burn to the foundation? This funny unhinged pride shirt features an aggressively illegible mass of thorns that spells out the only two political planks that actually matter anymore.

This absurd death metal aesthetic tee is perfect for city council meetings, family barbecues, and the smoking crater where the HOA president's house used to be. It lets people know you stand on the right side of history, but also that they should never leave you alone with a book of matches. An elite chaotic gift for your favorite LGBTQ ally.

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• Yes, the font is supposed to look like a pile of sticks.

Features a standard unisex fit perfect for your everyday apocalyptic errands.