Grade A Glue Champion T-Shirt — Funny Racehorse Glue Factory

Behold the absolute pinnacle of equine athleticism, rendered in triumphant 80s airbrush glory. The wind is in his mane, the crowd is on their feet, and this majestic racehorse is proudly wearing the sash of his corporate overlords. He gave it his all on the track, and soon he will give his all to a third-grade macaroni diorama. This funny dark humor shirt is for anyone who understands that your utility doesn't end at the finish line. You either retire to stud, or you hold together a birdhouse made of popsicle sticks. That is just the business, baby.

• Stronger holding power than most nuclear family units
• Enthusiastically endorsing his own sticky, industrial destiny
• We do not ask what happened to the runner-up

An elite novelty graphic tee for fans of vintage aesthetic art, morbid jokes, and the harsh realities of equestrian sports.