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Half Princess Half Big Dawg T-Shirt — Funny Retro Typography
$25.99
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What you’re actually getting
Rendered in obnoxiously loud 3D retro typography because quiet luxury is for cowards. Let everyone know immediately that while you expect to be treated like a delicate, untouchable monarch, you also have that dawg in you and absolutely refuse to keep it on a leash.
- The Fine Print:
- Will absolutely bite if eye contact is maintained too long.
- Tiaras must be worn at a tilted, menacing angle.
- Royal decrees may include guttural growling.
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