Weird Castle
Half Princess Half Big Dawg T-Shirt — Funny Retro Typography — Black

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Half Princess Half Big Dawg T-Shirt — Funny Retro Typography

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Color: Black

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Rendered in obnoxiously loud 3D retro typography because quiet luxury is for cowards. Let everyone know immediately that while you expect to be treated like a delicate, untouchable monarch, you also have that dawg in you and absolutely refuse to keep it on a leash.

  • The Fine Print:
  • Will absolutely bite if eye contact is maintained too long.
  • Tiaras must be worn at a tilted, menacing angle.
  • Royal decrees may include guttural growling.

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