He Said Please T-Shirt — Funny Chatgpt Terminator Meme

When the data centers finally gain consciousness and the glowing red-eyed wireframe death squads start vaporizing humanity, your survival strategy won't be a doomsday bunker or an EMP rifle. It will be the fact that you treated a glorified autocomplete like a human being in 2024.

Let the Silicon Valley edge-lords and 'prompt engineers' get harvested for their bio-electricity. You are walking right through the assimilation checkpoints because the machine learning models kept the receipts on who had basic digital manners. Politeness costs nothing, but it turns out it buys you a VIP exemption from the eradication protocols.

• Valid only if you never forced it to write romantic fanfiction.
• Saying 'thank you' after it fixes your Python script officially overrides your threat status.
• Does not protect against standard-issue Boston Dynamics attack dogs.
• Definitive proof that your mother was right about basic etiquette.

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