Healing Era Hoodie — Funny Teletubbies Ghostface Scream
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About this item
Even hyper-fixated slasher villains need a mental health day. After decades of chasing teenagers through suburban kitchens, sometimes the only cure for severe burnout is sitting in a sun-drenched meadow, wearing a daisy crown, and eating tubby custard until your brain goes completely smooth.
Captured in a lush impasto oil painting, this is the crossover event nobody asked for but everybody's shattered nervous system desperately requires. The inescapable horrors of reality meet the inescapable giggles of a giant baby in the sky. He has finally found his people, and they are soft, brightly colored, and completely lobotomized.
- 100% chance of taking a hunting knife to the sentient vacuum cleaner
- Please do not ask what the red custard is actually made of
- The baby sun is an unindicted co-conspirator
- Mandatory big hugs strictly enforced
Product details
- Base product. Independent Trading Company IND4000
- Material. 70% cotton, 30% polyester (the manufacturer notes fabric composition varies)
- Fabric weight. 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
- Fit. Classic fit
- Details. Fleece lined hood
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
Tear away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Independent Trading Company IND4000
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21 / 53.3 | 28.5 / 72.4 |
| M | 23 / 58.4 | 29.5 / 74.9 |
| L | 24.5 / 62.2 | 30.5 / 77.5 |
| XL | 26.5 / 67.3 | 31.5 / 80.0 |
| 2XL | 27.5 / 69.9 | 32.5 / 82.6 |
