He's Thinking About Shitcoins T-Shirt — Funny Crypto Market Meme

She assumes you're dreaming about another girl. You're actually just sweating out a 100x leveraged long on a dying altcoin, violently praying for the Asian markets to wake up and bail you out of financial ruin.

A crude, colored-pencil fever dream blending classic cartoon teen angst with the very adult reality of losing everything on a red candle. It is not infidelity, babe, it is just the total evaporation of your net worth at 3:14 AM.

• The fine print:
• Relationship status: Margin called
• Sleep cycle: Tied strictly to the Seoul timezone
• Fidelity: Absolute (too broke for an affair)
• Portfolio: Currently a rounding error

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