Hot Local Poltergeists Sticker — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You lit the black candles, burned the sage, and successfully pierced the veil between the living and the dead. Congratulations. Your reward is a demonic pop-up ad demanding your credit card info to chat with horny Victorian orphans in your area. It turns out the afterlife isn't a realm of infinite cosmic wisdom, it is just a completely unmoderated bot-net.
We finally made contact with the other side and all they did was try to install a toolbar on our browser. A daily reminder that no matter how deep into the occult you go, you can never escape the absolute garbage of the internet.
- Do not click the planchette if it flashes 'YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th NECROMANCER'
- Demonic possession is no excuse for giving out your routing number
- Exorcisms will not clear your browser cache
- Your deceased ancestors are extremely disappointed that you did not use an ad-blocker
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.