Hot Local Poltergeists T-Shirt — Ouija Board Pop Up Ad Occult Spam

You lit the black candles, burned the sage, and successfully pierced the veil between the living and the dead. Congratulations. Your reward is a demonic pop-up ad demanding your credit card info to chat with horny Victorian orphans in your area. It turns out the afterlife isn't a realm of infinite cosmic wisdom, it is just a completely unmoderated bot-net.

We finally made contact with the other side and all they did was try to install a toolbar on our browser. A daily reminder that no matter how deep into the occult you go, you can never escape the absolute garbage of the internet.

• Do not click the planchette if it flashes 'YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th NECROMANCER'
• Demonic possession is no excuse for giving out your routing number
• Exorcisms will not clear your browser cache
• Your deceased ancestors are extremely disappointed that you did not use an ad-blocker

This funny occult graphic tee is the perfect paranormal gift for extremely online ghost hunters, seance enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that spam is the true universal language.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.