Name: HUMAN, Unoptimized Hoodie — Funny Satirical Slogan Graphic
Brand: Weird Castle
SKU: 16197447330777249963
Price: 59.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The product, without the sales fog

What you’re actually getting

Pick a side. This is the human one.

Unoptimized. Inefficient. Requires sleep, snacks and reassurance. Still, somehow, the ones who made all of this.

Every purchase moves the front line at the Weird Castle Decision Desk. Wearing it counts. Owning it counts ten times more than saying it.

Product specifications

Product details

Base product. Independent Trading Company IND4000
Material. 70% cotton, 30% polyester (the manufacturer notes fabric composition varies)
Fabric weight. 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
Fit. Classic fit
Details. Fleece lined hood
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
Tear away label
Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front

Shipping & returns

For made-to-order items, allow production time plus shipping time. These are separate estimates measured in business days, not a guaranteed arrival date. Items shipped from our own stock say so in their description. Shipping cost is shown at checkout. Outside the U.S., EU, UK and Norway, import duties or taxes may be due on delivery. Shipping times and tracking help.

Request a return within 30 days after delivery. Eligible items must be unused or unworn, with tags, original packaging and proof of purchase. Contact us before sending anything back; accepted returns receive a shipping label.

Sale items, gift cards and custom or personalized orders have exclusions. See the full refund policy for all conditions, exceptions and regional rights. For damage, defects or the wrong item, contact us promptly.

Size guide

Independent Trading Company IND4000
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.

Inches / centimeters · sizes offered for this product
Size	Chest width in / cm	Body length in / cm
S	21 / 53.3	28.5 / 72.4
M	23 / 58.4	29.5 / 74.9
L	24.5 / 62.2	30.5 / 77.5
XL	26.5 / 67.3	31.5 / 80.0
2XL	27.5 / 69.9	32.5 / 82.6

HUMAN, Unoptimized Hoodie — Funny Satirical Slogan Graphic

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