I Hate Being Sober Sticker — Grimace Mcdonald's Fast Food Psychedelic
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
When your entire existence is designed to sell reconstituted chicken paste to toddlers, sobriety is no longer a viable option. The giant purple taste bud has seen things behind the deep fryers that cannot be unseen, and he requires immediate chemical intervention just to maintain that friendly corporate wave.
Welcome to the psychedelic void where fast-food IP goes to dissociate. This is for anyone who understands that maintaining a cheerful, brand-safe exterior in a collapsing world requires a heroic lack of sobriety.
- Does not taste like a seasonal berry shake
- Not recommended for use near regional managers
- May cause severe existential dread in the ball pit
- Will not fix the broken ice cream machine
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
