Instead Of This Giant Cock Hoodie — Funny Rooster Joke
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Some people get trust funds. Some people get crypto windfalls. You got a massively jacked farm bird that stands around with its arms crossed, judging your financial decisions. It is a heavy cross to bear, and quite frankly, the exchange rate on poultry is garbage right now.
A deeply relatable grievance for anyone who has been blessed in entirely the wrong department. Put it on to let the world know that while you are technically very well-endowed, you would gladly trade it all for a respectable checking account balance.
the fine print:
- poultry assets do not accrue interest
- will aggressively fight your landlord
- not recognized as a dependent by the IRS
- requires a truly staggering amount of premium protein
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