Instead Of This Giant Cock T-Shirt — Funny Rooster Joke

Some people get trust funds. Some people get crypto windfalls. You got a massively jacked farm bird that stands around with its arms crossed, judging your financial decisions. It is a heavy cross to bear, and quite frankly, the exchange rate on poultry is garbage right now.

A deeply relatable grievance for anyone who has been blessed in entirely the wrong department. Put it on to let the world know that while you are technically very well-endowed, you would gladly trade it all for a respectable checking account balance.

the fine print:

• poultry assets do not accrue interest
• will aggressively fight your landlord
• not recognized as a dependent by the IRS
• requires a truly staggering amount of premium protein