It's Giving Thanks Sticker — Funny Thanksgiving Turkey
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Surface: White
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About this item
Some birds are meant to be stuffed, but this one is meant to strut. We took the tragic, dry centerpiece of your forced annual family gathering and gave her a full set, a fresh lash, and a glossy lip. It is a Y2K airbrush fever dream proving you can be entirely dead, disemboweled, and fully roasted, and still out-serve everyone at the table.
Perfect for silently telling your extended family you are out of their league before the appetizers even drop. Why just survive dinner when you can arrive fully basted and ready to dominate?
- Acrylics applied post-slaughter for maximum disrespect
- May cause uncontrollable urges to purse your lips at the gravy boat
- The only valid response when your aunt asks what you are doing with your life
- Certified baddie grade poultry
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
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