Keeps 'Em Cold T-Shirt — Funny Yeti Cooler Parody

Premium ice retention has finally reached its logical, morbid conclusion. Why settle for a generic rectangular tub when you can trust the exact geometric shape that has successfully kept humanity out of the sun for centuries? It turns out the absolute best vessel for a three-day weekend bender is identical to the one used for eternal rest—and now we've put it on a highly inappropriate graphic tee.

• Guaranteed to hold solid ice (in spirit) longer than most people hold grudges.
• Perfectly sized for a gross of domestic lagers or an incredibly unlucky hunting buddy.
• Doubles as an excellent conversation starter at children's birthday parties and tailgate lots.
• Please drain the melted ice before initiating a burial at sea.

A casually morbid everyday tee for camping trips, cookouts, or anyone who takes their day drinking dead seriously.