Lactose Intolerance Gang War Sticker — Funny Dairy Gang Fight

Your gastrointestinal tract is a warzone, and a sentient wedge of cheddar just authorized a hit on your lower intestine. We took the lamest, most apologizing-at-a-dinner-party biological weakness on earth and gave it the iced-out, hyper-violent 90s bootleg tribute it deserves.

Watch in horror as cheerful 1930s rubber-hose dairy products ruthlessly jump an unsuspecting human stomach, backed by aggressive typography that demands respect. You don't have a dietary restriction, you have active beef with the entire agricultural sector.

• The beef: Strictly pasteurized.
• The opps: A two-percent milk jug holding a crowbar.
• The fallout: A biological drive-by in a poorly ventilated public restroom.

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