Laser Focus On Shit That Doesn't Matter T-Shirt — Deep Fried Meme

This is the exact visual representation of your brain at 3 AM when you should be paying your taxes but are instead intensely researching the aerodynamics of a tiny cartoon turtle.

Wear this to visually communicate that your executive function is completely shot, but your ability to memorize useless trivia is operating at terminal velocity. Perfect for family dinners where someone tries to bring up your credit score or ask about your five-year plan.

the fine print:

• May cause spontaneous and unwelcome trips to an imaginary food court.
• Does not grant actual tactical air support or level up your stats.
• Will not fix your ruined dopamine receptors.
• The tiny plant monster is objectively the best starter and we will not take questions at this time.