Legally Tanner Hoodie — Funny Tanner Meme Parents Called

Your mom and dad just called to announce a complete unprompted rebrand. You are legally a Tanner now. It doesn't matter that you're thirty years old, own a car, and have a receding hairline. They made a mistake in the nineties and they are fixing it today.

Set against a chaotic pile of obsolete flip phones and plastic bricks, because that is the exact chaotic energy of this update. A loud, deeply unhinged public service announcement that you are no longer whoever you thought you were.

• Please update your driver's license to reflect the Tanner transition
• Refusal to answer to Tanner will result in being written out of the will
• Nobody knows why they chose Tanner

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.