Let's All Go To The Lobby And Fight God Sticker — Funny Bbq Hot Dog
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About this item
The classic drive-in movie intermission was always a little too chipper. We decided to push those dancing hot dogs and marching sodas past the event horizon. Now they are airbrushed, hyper-dimensional beings of pure weekend degeneracy, and they have one message for the suburbs: it is time to grill meat and throw hands with the creator of the universe.
Why settle for a peaceful Saturday afternoon when you could be vibrating at a higher frequency of cosmic violence? This is for the backyard pitmasters who stare into the charcoal and see the vast, terrifying emptiness of the cosmos staring back, demanding tribute in the form of cheap beer and unprotected psychic combat.
- Warning: May cause intense psychic visions of a fifty-foot dancing mustard bottle.
- Not responsible if you attempt to suplex a celestial body after three domestic lagers.
- The hot dog is the alpha and the omega, and he is out for blood.
- Do not look directly into the glowing popcorn bucket.
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
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