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Lift Here Doormat — Funny Monster Under the Mat
- Made to order
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day return requests · eligibility applies
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Size: 24" x 16"
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Part ofFor whoever owns the front door →The product, without the sales fog
What you’re actually getting
Most welcome mats say "Welcome." This one issues a vague, ominous command. What is under there? A spare key? A portal to the abyss? A sentient colony of porch beetles? Invite your guests to find out. It’s the perfect way to unnerve delivery drivers before they even ring the bell.
- Excellent for establishing dominance over the neighborhood
- Does not include whatever is currently scratching beneath it
- A highly suspicious housewarming gift for a weird friend
Ideal for front doors, back patios, and covering up obvious trapdoors.
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