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Lift Here — Funny Ominous Doormat
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Size: 24" x 16"
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About this item
Most welcome mats say "Welcome." This one issues a vague, ominous command. What is under there? A spare key? A portal to the abyss? A sentient colony of porch beetles? Invite your guests to find out. It’s the perfect way to unnerve delivery drivers before they even ring the bell.
- Excellent for establishing dominance over the neighborhood
- Does not include whatever is currently scratching beneath it
- A highly suspicious housewarming gift for a weird friend
Ideal for front doors, back patios, and covering up obvious trapdoors.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.