lord forgive me dr bob T-Shirt — Funny Dr Bob Soda

There comes a time in every month when the fridge is bare, the bank account is negative, and all that stands between you and the void is a warm, flat two-liter of discount store cola. This is the official uniform of rock bottom. The typography screams 1998, but the spiritual devastation is timeless.

For those nights when you stare into the glowing empty abyss of your crisper drawer and make your peace with God. Dr. Bob doesn't judge you. Dr. Bob just tastes vaguely of generic medicinal cherry and regret. Say your prayers and crack the plastic seal.

• Dr. Bob's medical license was officially revoked in 1993.
• Pairs exquisitely with sleep for dinner.
• May cause spelling errors and sudden religious conversions.