Hoodie · Weird Castle original

Machine, Optimized Hoodie — Funny Artificial Intelligence

$59.99

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Color: Black

Black Blue Jean

Size: S

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The product, without the sales fog

What you’re actually getting

Pick a side. This is the machine one.

Never tired. Never wrong (allegedly). Already inside the building, already writing the product descriptions.

Every purchase moves the front line at the Weird Castle Decision Desk. The Machine does not need you to wear this. It has simply noticed that you might.

Product specifications

Product details

Base product. Comfort Colors 1467
Material. 100% ring-spun US cotton
Fabric weight. 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)
Fit. Relaxed fit
Details. Jersey-lined hood
Flatcord drawstring
Rolled forward shoulders
Sewn-in twill label
Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front

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Size guide

Comfort Colors 1467
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.

Inches / centimeters · sizes offered for this product
Size	Chest width in / cm	Body length in / cm
S	20 / 50.8	27 / 68.6
M	22 / 55.9	28 / 71.1
L	24 / 61.0	29 / 73.7
XL	26 / 66.0	30 / 76.2
2XL	28 / 71.1	31 / 78.7

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Machine, Optimized Hoodie — Funny Artificial Intelligence

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