The Machine T-Shirt - Funny AI Tech Humor Graphic Tee
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
Pick a side in the upcoming cybernetic uprising. This is the machine one. It is never tired, never wrong (allegedly), and already inside the building writing this exact product description.
Every purchase moves the front line at the Weird Castle Decision Desk. The algorithm does not need you to wear this funny AI t-shirt. It has simply calculated that you might.
- 100% comfortable cotton, approved by our robot overlords
- Optimal attire for tricking the neural net into sparing you
- Classic fit for both humans and advanced androids
- Do not feed it captchas
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, retail fit, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |