Mandated Serenity — Funny Corporate Burnout Mug
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
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- 30-day returns
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
Society demands we drink our green juice, do our mindfulness breathing, and pretend the economy isn't a crumbling pyramid scheme. This funny corporate burnout coffee mug is the visual representation of the modern baseline: maintaining a perfectly placid exterior while vibrating internally at a frequency that could shatter bulletproof glass.
The word "CALM" isn't a suggestion; it's a structural cage. Trapped inside the mandated corporate wellness typography is your actual mental state—a feral, heavily sweating vintage mascot experiencing total psychological collapse. Sip your anxiety bean-water from it during your next mandatory HR resilience seminar.
- Approved for use during unprecedented times, economic freefalls, and casual Tuesdays.
- Sweating mascot is for illustrative purposes only (you are sweating much, much worse).
- Warning: Prolonged exposure to forced positivity may result in spontaneous structural failure.
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
