Master of Cliterature T-Shirt — College Parody Sex Joke Dirty Pun

Some people waste four years and six figures analyzing Victorian poetry. You bypassed the syllabus entirely and focused your rigorous academic discipline on the only text that actually matters. Finally, a postgraduate credential worth bragging about at the alumni mixer.

Featuring classic pink varsity lettering, this is the perfect way to let everyone in the library know you aren't just skimming the surface. You do the reading, you find the underlying themes, and you never, ever skip to the end before the climax.

• Requires extensive hands-on research
• Not recognized by the Department of Education
• Prerequisite: Actually listening to instructions

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